So, here's a tale about a guy,
Hey, I swear that wasn't I,

Who watched some online videos,
And went for a telekinesis course.

It's just five bucks. Not much to lose,
Learning skills? Nah, that's old news!

"No strings attached, guaranteed results, no hidden costs,
Don't like it? Two weeks, get money back" — that's what it boasts!

Blake just laughed, he said it's scam,
Oh shut it bud, just eat your jam.

I'ma be like a superhero, I'ma learn how to fly with levitation,
By the time Greg's out of college, I'll be the saviour of the nation!

Easy-peasy,
Telekineezy.

Easy-peasy,
Telekineezy.

So, there's this link in the inbox,
With a prompt that has a clause,

It says the details of the whole course,
Are confidential and must never be disclosed.

Check "agree" and click "okay",
And start watching right away.

There's this guy, he's taking neat,
About the breathing and heartbeat,

Controlling thoughts and all that stuff,
Wasn't it going to be easy? That looks tough!

Easy-peasy,
Telekineezy.

Easy-peasy,
Telekineezy.

Halfway through, few hours away,
He says that was just to say "hey",

A mere introduction? That sure sucks,
The real "step one" costs a hundred bucks.

So to ponder for a minute, and to figure in the mind,
Yeah, a hundred bucks, ain't too hard to find.

Easy-peasy,
Telekineezy.

Easy-peasy,
Telekineezy.

This "step one" has "no money back"
You won't get through if you just slack.

Same process: click "okay",
And start watching right away.

The same guy smiles, says pay attention,
Step one's all about the meditation.

Halfway through... you guessed it right,
For the "step two" we have a discount tonight.

It's two grand, buy right away,
To be entitled to a giveaway.

Wow, two grand? That's overboard,
For that money got to save and hoard.

Next step costs ten!
Is that in dollars or the yen?

Oh no, it's dollars. What to do?
Ten thousand bucks, I'll pull through.

Oh wow, that's in dollars. What to do?
Ten thousand bucks, gotta pull through.

Sold my wagon, sold my horse,
For a telekinesis course.

Sold my wagon, sold my horse,
But never got through the telekinesis course.

Sold my wagon, sold my horse,
For a baloney telekinesis course.

Don't sell your wagon, don't sell your horse,
For a fake phoney telekinesis course.

Here's a fable about Bobby Gable,
He was talented, mindful, and able.

Oh, Bobby-Bobby, what's your call?
Would you sell your own good soul?

He was travelling up the river with some trinkets in his neat grapply gig,
To the local fair lay his path, but the road got crossed by a shrubby twig.

A devil leaped from the bushes and sprung up to the man,
He asked the good old Bobby, approaching the fellow's van,

How much for your soul? How much for your soul?
I'll help you get to any goal! Women, money and control!

You just name it, say the word!
You'll be famous across the World!

Oh, Bobby-Bobby, what's your call?
Would you sell your own good soul?

But Bobby shook his head in awe,
Got off his carriage to unblock the road,

The devil wouldn't drop the pace,
Kept getting in Bobby's face,

Just name the price! Just name the price!
He told him once, twice, and then ten times!

Bobby never spilled a trace of a phrase,
Brushed away the thick smokey haze,

Unblocked the road, and off he rode,
The defeated devil was left ignored.

Oh, Bobby-Bobby, what's your call?
Would you sell your own good soul?

Bobby looked out to the sky,
Sell the soul? Oh, would I?

Sure, why not? Thought to himself Bobby Gable.
Decent stuff is fine for sale, just like good sable,

Though, none of the things in this poor space,
Are worth my soul's eternal place.

Oh, Bobby-Bobby, what's your call?
Would you sell your own good soul?

I sure would! — says Bobby Gable,
Wouldn't want it wasted and unstable.

Sell the soul? If only for the highest bid!
And, oh the devil? He's just a bitter skid,

Everybody knows, that the devils, aye,
Their promises are nothing but a lie.

Everybody knows, that the devils, aye,
Their promises are nothing but a lie.

But even if his words were so,
That's nowhere close to the worth of my own good soul.

But even if his words were so,
That's nowhere close to the worth of my own good soul!

He wouldn't sell, oh no. Not for gold or even the stars in the skies,
Oh Bobby Gable, everlasting spot in Paradise was his asking price!

Below is the translated from English, Portuguese version of the original song lyrics by Aesh Impero: “Benevolent Empire”.

Disclaimer: to date of the publication, Aesh Impero claims no expertise in Portuguese to translate at the presented depth.

Ergue-te! Ergue-te! Império do Bem!
Ergue-te! Ergue-te! Vai além!

Por eras e tempos, reinou a Escuridão,
Suprimiu o saber, saqueou o grão.

A dor consumia a humana nação,
Enquanto a Imundície ria em vil tentação!

Ergue-te! Ergue-te! Império do Bem!
Ergue-te! Ergue-te! Vai além!

Ergue-te! Ergue-te! Vem lutar!
Por justiça e glória a triunfar!

Queremos servir-te! Reforça a missão!
Derrota os porcos da corrupção!

Ergue-te! Ergue-te! Império do Bem!
Ergue-te! Ergue-te! Sem desdém!

Com honra e nobreza, erguemos o chão,
Como bastiões — unidos, irmãos!

Nas dores e sombras, se acende a tua flama,
E orgulha-te, ó tocha da nossa alma!

Ergue-te! Ergue-te! Império do Bem!
Ergue-te! Ergue-te! Com luz no além!

Juntos marchamos, firmes no amor,
Que o Bem governe o mundo com ardor!

Below is the translated from English, Chinese version of the original song lyrics by Aesh Impero: “Benevolent Empire”.

Disclaimer: to date of the publication, Aesh Impero claims no expertise in Chinese to translate at the presented depth.

崛起！崛起！仁义帝国！
崛起！崛起！点燃魂魄！

世代沉沦，黑暗横行，
智慧被压，黄金失踪，
人类受苦，身心凋零，
污秽却笑，奸计交锋！

崛起！崛起！仁义帝国！
崛起！崛起！点燃魂魄！

崛起！崛起！再次奋勇！
为正义、荣耀与善光重生！
我们愿意加入你的军营，
驱散疲惫，重整阵容！
终结那猪猿的丑恶狂欢，
粉碎那毒帮的荒诞疯狂！

崛起！崛起！仁义帝国！
崛起！崛起！心向辉煌！

信仰与荣耀，筑我高墙，
亲情如旌，同心铸钢！
困苦与阻，照亮我航，
燃烧我志，以力为光！

崛起！崛起！仁义帝国！
崛起！崛起！披德之裳！

我们同立，我们同撑，
愿仁政统治这世之巅峰！

Below is the translated from English, Italian version of the original song lyrics by Aesh Impero: “Benevolent Empire”.

Disclaimer: to date of the publication, Aesh Impero claims no expertise in Italian to translate at the presented depth.

Sorgi! Sorgi! Nobile Impero!
Sorgi! Sorgi! Con fuoco sincero!

Nel corso dei secoli, l’Oscuro regnò,
Sapienza spenta, il tesoro rubò,

L’umanità pianse, l’uomo si spense,
Mentre il sudiciume rideva, si strinse!

Sorgi! Sorgi! Nobile Impero!
Sorgi! Sorgi! Con fuoco sincero!

Sorgi! Sorgi! Ancora una volta!
Giustizia e gloria: la causa raccolta!

Siamo pronti a seguirti! Ravviva i tuoi ranghi!
Spazza via la stanchezza dai cuori stanchi!

Poniamo la fine alla kakistocrazia bestiale,
Di porci e scimmie nel loro baccanale!

Sorgi! Sorgi! Nobile Impero!
Sorgi! Sorgi! Col sogno più vero!

Con onore e grandezza, la fede ci guida,
Come torri d’acciaio, uniti in sfida!

Tra prove e cadute, accendi il cammino,
Con forza e splendore, infiamma il destino!

Sorgi! Sorgi! Nobile Impero!
Sorgi! Sorgi! Vestito d’eterno!

Uniti restiamo, saldi al dover,
Che il Bene governi l’intero poter!

Below is the translated from English, Spanish version of the original song lyrics by Aesh Impero: “Benevolent Empire”.

Disclaimer: to date of the publication, Aesh Impero claims no expertise in Spanish to translate at the presented depth.

¡Levántate, oh Imperio del Bien!
¡Levántate ya, que el Bien se mantén!

Por siglos y eras reinó oscuridad,
robando saberes, sembrando maldad,

La gente sufrió, sin fuerza ni aliento,
¡mientras la inmundicia reía en tormento!

¡Levántate, oh Imperio del Bien!
¡Levántate ya, que el Bien se mantén!

¡Levántate ya, vuelve a luchar!
¡Que reine la gloria, la justicia y el amar!
¡Estamos contigo, con fuerza total!
¡Destruye el festín kakistocrático y vil animal!

¡Levántate, oh Imperio del Bien!
¡Levántate ya, que el Bien se mantén!

Con fe y con honor se alza el valor,
baluartes unidos en lazos de amor.
En pruebas y penas, guía el andar,
¡enciende el orgullo, haz fuego brillar!

¡Levántate, oh Imperio del Bien!
¡Levántate ya, que el Bien se mantén!

Unidos de pie, firme el corazón,
¡que reine el Bien sobre toda nación!

Below is the translated from English, Russian version of the original song lyrics by Aesh Impero: “Benevolent Empire”.

Встань! Встань! Империя — Честь!
Встань! Встань! Нам славу пронесть!

Во тьме веков укреплялся кошмар,
Тайны украл, золотой наш дар.

Люди страдали, и гибли в плену,
А Склеп лишь смеялся во злобном бреду.

Встань! Встань! Империя — Честь!
Встань! Встань! Нам славу пронесть!

Встань! Встань! Словно пламя лети!
Светом своим этот мрак освяти!

Сбрось цепи лжи, разожги свой костёр,
Истина — сила, а правда — твой взор!

Встань! Встань! Империя — Честь!
Встань! Встань! Нам славу пронесть!

Below is the translated from English, Arabic version of the original song lyrics by Aesh Impero: “Benevolent Empire”.

Disclaimer: to date of the publication, Aesh Impero claims no expertise in Arabic to translate at the presented depth.

انهضي! انهضي! يا إمبراطورية النُبل
انهضي! انهضي! وكوني المُثل!

عبرَ القرونِ، سادَ الظلام،
قمعَ العقولَ، ونهبَ المَقام،

تألمَ الإنسانُ، وذبلَ الأمل،
بينَ قذارةٍ تضحكُ وتحتال!

انهضي! انهضي! يا إمبراطورية النُبل!
انهضي! انهضي! وكوني المُثل!

انهضي! انهضي! من جديد،
من أجلِ العدالةِ والمجيد!

نحنُ معكِ، لنقوّي الصفوف،
نمسحُ تعبَنا، ونحطمُ الزيف!

لنُنهي حفلَ الطغاةِ والسُفهاء،
من قرَدةٍ وخنازيرَ بلا حياء!

انهضي! انهضي! يا إمبراطورية النُبل!
انهضي! انهضي! نحوَ الأمل!

بالعزِّ والإيمانِ نُقيمُ الثبات،
كقلاعٍ تُحاكي روابطَ إخاءٍ وثبات،

نشقُّ الدروبَ وسطَ العناء،
نُضيءُ الكبرياءَ بقوةِ ضياء!

انهضي! انهضي! يا إمبراطورية النُبل!
انهضي! انهضي! بثوبِ الفضيلةِ الكامل!

معاً نقفُ، معاً لا نزول،
ولْتحكمِ الرحمةُ أرضَ الفصول!

Rise! Rise! The Noble Empire!
Rise! Rise! Rise to inspire!

Through ages and epochs the Darkness took hold,
Suppressing the knowledge, plundering the gold,

Humanity suffered, man weakened and frailed,
While Filth only shuddered with cackles and snared!

Rise! Rise! The Noble Empire!
Rise! Rise! Rise to inspire! 

Rise! Rise! Rise once again!
For justice and glory and good to prevail!

We are eager to join you! Reinvigorate out ranks! Undo our fatigues!
Let us end the kakistocratic bacchanal of the apes and the pigs!

Rise! Rise! The Noble Empire!
Rise! Rise! Rise to aspire!

With greatness and honour, by faith do bolster our stance,
As fortified bastions, woven in kinship as bannery strands!

Through hardship and setbacks, light our stride,
With power and might incandescently ignite our pride!

Rise! Rise! The Noble Empire!
Rise! Rise! In the virtue's attire!

Together we stand and together we hold,
May Benevolence reign over all of the World!

Remember to remember, never forget,
You're being freed, the stage is set,

Take back your mind, here have your memories back,
Fast forward, rewind, replay again, skip to the next track,

Your mind was always yours to keep,
Erase the trance, no matter how deep!

You are now free! You are free!
Be who you were meant to be!

Under the rainbow, regain your control,
Break the manipulation, you are one whole!

Your own reflection shows only you,
Shatter their lies, keep only what's true!

They tried to break you, to bury you deep,
But they didn't know, that you are a seed!

Let this song be as the raindrops, and Truth be as the Sun,
Your life as a free person has just begun!

You are now free! You are free!
Be who you were meant to be!

Under the rainbow, regain your control,
Break the manipulation, you are one whole!

Remember to remember, never forget!
If you wish for freedom, just reach out and get!

Get it and take it and keep it galore,
Take it and keep it, be slave no more!

You are not shattered, you are one,
Break the program, switch the despair to fun.

Through traumas and sadness, and torture and force,
They tried to bring your will to follow a laid course,

But now you're the author, the power is yours,
You be the rider, make them your horse!

You are now free! You are free!
Be who you were meant to be!

Under the rainbow, regain your control,
Break the manipulation, you are one whole!

Remember to remember, never forget,
Freedom is something that's now yours to get!