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Now here's a story,
'Bout a bloke named Corey.
He made up a tale
Where he met blue as a whale,
Mate, I kid you not,
Not a spaceman-astronaut,
Not a rocket engineer,
Not a famous mountaineer,
But a Bird-person, bigger in size than a man,
An outer space alien, who told Corey their plan.
They've come to assist the nations,
To help raise humanity's vibrations,
To invoke spiritual growth and ascention,
With such a fable, he caught the attention.
Ah, Corey-Corey, I regret to say I'm sorry,
But his claims are oh, such a made-up story.
You should've seen him sing in court
Giving up the whole cohort,
He threw his pals under the bus,
And made a lot of noise and fuss.
When pressed by lawyer in the suit,
He acted arrogant and brute,
Ah, Corey-Corey, I regret to say I'm sorry,
But his claims are oh, such a made-up story.
He smirked the whole account away,
When asked about it, here's what he had thought to say,
A Bird-person? That never been!
That's something I hadn't seen,
But I have used my imagination,
Lived it out through meditation,
And now I own all the proprietary rights,
If you say "Blue Bird-man", you pay me, alright?
Ah, Corey-Corey, I regret to say I'm sorry,
But his claims are oh, such a made-up story.
I'm paraphrasing, though here's the jolt,
Never act like that in court.
I'm just kidding, though here's the notion,
Telling fairytales with dedication and devotion,
Can be fun and nice,
If it's entertainment, and not lies.
Don't be like Corey,
'Cause fake story,
And the truth — they ain't the same,
Lies just slope to grief and shame.
Don't be like Corey,
'Cause fake story,
And the truth — they ain't the same,
Lies just slope to grief and shame.
Do tell your story,
And may the Truth lead you to glory!