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So, here's a tale about a guy,
Hey, I swear that wasn't I,
Who watched some online videos,
And went for a telekinesis course.
It's just five bucks. Not much to lose,
Learning skills? Nah, that's old news!
"No strings attached, guaranteed results, no hidden costs,
Don't like it? Two weeks, get money back" — that's what it boasts!
Blake just laughed, he said it's scam,
Oh shut it bud, just eat your jam.
I'ma be like a superhero, I'ma learn how to fly with levitation,
By the time Greg's out of college, I'll be the saviour of the nation!
Easy-peasy,
Telekineezy.
Easy-peasy,
Telekineezy.
So, there's this link in the inbox,
With a prompt that has a clause,
It says the details of the whole course,
Are confidential and must never be disclosed.
Check "agree" and click "okay",
And start watching right away.
There's this guy, he's taking neat,
About the breathing and heartbeat,
Controlling thoughts and all that stuff,
Wasn't it going to be easy? That looks tough!
Easy-peasy,
Telekineezy.
Easy-peasy,
Telekineezy.
Halfway through, few hours away,
He says that was just to say "hey",
A mere introduction? That sure sucks,
The real "step one" costs a hundred bucks.
So to ponder for a minute, and to figure in the mind,
Yeah, a hundred bucks, ain't too hard to find.
Easy-peasy,
Telekineezy.
Easy-peasy,
Telekineezy.
This "step one" has "no money back"
You won't get through if you just slack.
Same process: click "okay",
And start watching right away.
The same guy smiles, says pay attention,
Step one's all about the meditation.
Halfway through... you guessed it right,
For the "step two" we have a discount tonight.
It's two grand, buy right away,
To be entitled to a giveaway.
Wow, two grand? That's overboard,
For that money got to save and hoard.
Next step costs ten!
Is that in dollars or the yen?
Oh no, it's dollars. What to do?
Ten thousand bucks, I'll pull through.
Oh wow, that's in dollars. What to do?
Ten thousand bucks, gotta pull through.
Sold my wagon, sold my horse,
For a telekinesis course.
Sold my wagon, sold my horse,
But never got through the telekinesis course.
Sold my wagon, sold my horse,
For a baloney telekinesis course.
Don't sell your wagon, don't sell your horse,
For a fake phoney telekinesis course.